I know you are but what am I? Did someone leave your cage open? If you thought you were being smooth, this kind of comment can seriously burst your bubble.
For nasty and badly intentioned rumours, ignore it and walk away.
And we like to imagine that all of the insults we use are creative and original.
If you thought Spanish had an unusual fixation with fecal matter allow the Arabs to put it in perspective with their penis-based potshots.
And if backhanded compliments at you seem to be a , you can always.
Before you started interacting with me, I would tell someone beforehand that I would go so far as to eat feces, for them to distract you from interacting with me.