This week, however, after an evening where her decolletage frequently threatened to pop out, the situation was made worse by a rather hands-on aide.
Asked last night about the incident, Mr Hutchinson, who has worked with Miss Rowling for more than five years, seemed confused about how he ended up in such a position.
Rowling basically implied that Slytherin was a trash bin where all the bad eggs go to become even bigger racists… so why was Hogwarts called a school again? However, she had reckoned without the unexpected intervention of Miss Rowling.
I wonder what happens at wizard marriage counseling? She has supported charities including Comic Relief, One Parent Families, Multiple Sclerosis Society of Great Britain and Lumos formerly the Children's High Level Group.
Yet, a lot of us still find it hard to move on.
Rowling would suffer an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction has increased.